Hi there! I'm new here, and I decided my first action should be to obnoxiously create a new thread in which I gush about my favourite TT game of all time and where I became a fan of said company and their skills, Puggsy. The adventures of a space hopper that came into contact with the glowing pink goo from 🎶 TEENAGE Mutant HEEERO Tuuurtles! 🎶. I've always dreamt, since I was a little girl, of becoming a video game designer/developer... I've loved video games since I was first exposed to them, and I learnt to program when I was 8... and while disabilities have kept me from ever achieving that goal, as soon as I saw that hidden ending with ~wavytext™~ Jon Motherhumpin' LeVar Burɂon's name in it I thought to myself, "man, this must be a pretty cool guy. He creates this awesome physics engine, and doesn't afraid of anything. I bet he has a ponytail". I don't know why I always pictured him with a ponytail, but apparently 9 year old me thought a guy cool enough to program Puggsy had to have a head like Princess Twilight Sparkle's bottom. Jon, if you're reading this, get back to us on whether you are, or ever have been, a member of the guys with ponytails party. But yeah! Anyone else think that Puggsy was especially awesome? It wasn't just that physics engine either, it was that prerendered video at the start that first made me think "poop yeah, these guys know their way around a Sega Mega Drive!". Then the game starts and OH NO THEY DIDUNT! They made a game as cool as their cool clearly witchcraft granted intro! Yo, Jon, get back to us on whether you've sold your soul to Satan, Robert Johnson style, <dubstep breakdown="y">yeah boiiiiiii</dubstep>.
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roseheart, the hero who was brave enough to say what we were all thinking. If you can't beat a cartoon pony's bottom, then what are you even doing in the vidyagame business? I say boo, sir. Boo.